In today's workplace, sleeveless, bicep-broadcasting business suits are all the rage. Get in shape to vault over the corporate ladder with today's Groupon. For $20, you get a two-month membership ($80) from the always-accessible Open Gym and a personal-training session ($60, for a total value of $140). The two-month membership entitles you to unlimited fitness classes (normally $5 each for members) and key-card access, yours to use 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Aside from holding a steel mill's worth of iron weights, plates, and bars, Open Gym features the latest Precor cardio equipment and a range of classes, including Pilates, yoga, cycling, and even rowing. Your certified personal trainer will help you figure out your base fitness and future goals, setting you up to achieve the maximum satisfaction from your two months of push-up-slamming fat dismembership.

If you like having excuses, you might prefer Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska, location during solar eclipses. But if you want to stick to your new routine or reinvigorate your old one, Open Gym's nocto-diurnal 24-hour access liberates you from the puny natural cycle of the world, making it easy to sweat, squat, and scream with the other werewolves and caffeine testers slinging iron at 3 a.m.

If you look forward to going to the gym instead of dreading it, you'll be more apt to stay on track with your fitness routine. That's why the friendly staff at the Open Gym designed its hall of fitness to make you feel welcome and comfortable. When you hand them a sopping, stinky towel, they'll say "Thanks" and nail it up on their trophy wall, and when you emerge from the sauna, you'll be swarmed by a hired staff of children screaming for autographs.

Reviews

Six Google Mappers all give Open Gym five stars:

• Fabulous equipment, friendly atmosphere, clean, open 24/7, no waiting for equipment, great classes (including rowing). Fabulous trainers. – Joann
• Best Albuquerque gym! Top of the line equipment, sparkling clean facility, reasonable membership fees, great service, and open 24 hours/day 365 days/year! It is my dream gym. – Jill
• The place is clean, the folks are friendly and I never have to wait for a machine! – Jeff