Before massage was invented, stressed-out deep-sea divers soaked in a tingly tub of jellyfish to enjoy the soothing effects of blissful squishiness and mind-numbing neurotoxins. Decompress without entangling yourself in a web of translucent tentacles with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a one-person, 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $70 value) OR for $73, you can bring a guest and opt for a 60-minute two-person massage (a $145 value) at Open Sky Day Spa.

Patrons of Open Sky Day Spa enjoy masterful muscle molding at the hands of an experienced, licensed staff of relaxation physicists. You can opt for a 60-minute Swedish massage that utilizes light- to medium-pressured techniques to provide the most popular type of knead. It uses long, connective strokes and kneading to improve blood flow, stimulate the lymphatic system, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché. On the other hand, a 60-minute deep-tissue massage targets specific stress areas and uses focused pressure to relieve pain, realign the body, smooth out knots, and shoo out burrowed gophers.

Additionally, tensed customers can purchase a 60-minute two-person massage and have a friend, significant other, or streetside musician tag along and force them to make relaxing ocean wooshing sounds the entire visit. A veritable relaxation abode, Open Sky Day Spa will soothingly stimulate muscles and caress them into well-behaved organ cushions with more skill than a horse whisperer calming down a foul-mouthed Mister Ed after he’s drank too much Apple Pucker.

This Groupon is not valid between 2/11/11 and 2/21/11.

Reviews

Open Sky Day Spa received a near five-star average from three Citysearchers, a 3.5-star average from three Yelpers, and a five-star average from three Google Mappers:

• I had a wonderful massage here. It is so impressive to be able to go in with problem areas that need manipulation and come away feeling invigorated – 1sarah, Citysearch
• This place is great, I had a headache when I went in and it disappeared completely. I had a back massage and it was one of the best I've ever had! – Nadia, Google Maps