Humans relinquished their innate shape-shifting skills in exchange for the ability to walk and chew gum simultaneously. Hew a new you with today's Groupon: for $399, you get one Vaser body-shaping treatment at Ovation Med Spa (a $1,000 value). While a single Groupon is good for treating the abdominal region, other areas require additional Groupons—click here for a full list.

Ovation Med Spa, formerly known as Skinovative, blends the rejuvenating atmosphere of a spa with the no-nonsense attitude and cleanliness of a medical facility, mixing them together into a potent beauty cocktail. Unlike liposuction or ingesting tiny vacuum cleaners, Vaser Shape takes a noninvasive approach to body contouring, breaking down fat cell walls with ultrasound technology. Once defeated, cells release the trunk-thickening tissues trapped within, feeding them to the hungry fires of metabolism. Together with massage therapy, Vaser Shape treatment tightens surfaces, drives out toxins, and reduces the appearance of cellulite and sagging skin. While single sessions may reveal visible results, multiple treatments may be necessary to trim additional inches or hide the aftermath of nightmares about swallowing giant marshmallows.