Elementary school taught us that the backbone is connected to the neck bone, but it neglected to inform us that both are connected to our ability to cry. Get your head on straight with today's Groupon: for $20, you get an exam, x-rays, consultation, and 50-minute bonus massage voucher from Oxboro Family Chiropractic, P.A. in Bloomington (a $260 value).

Dr. Zimmerman and his friendly, certified staff straighten out Minneapolis-area postures with an alignment-anchoring array of holistic and noninvasive chiropractic services. Following a meticulous exam (valued at $160) and x-ray (valued at $100), a personal consultation reports any hazardous findings such as whiplash, scoliosis, or a spontaneously wagging coccyx.

Any patients who require additional therapy can receive a posterior plan of attack tailored to their specific needs. After the initial exam is completed, all human dorsal fins are polished off with a voucher for a 50-minute massage at Dayspring Massage on Lyndale Avenue.