Regular carpet cleanings erase the evidence of embarrassing activities such as Yoohoo-balloon fights and failed attempts to domesticate the hippopotamus. Give carpet a clean slate with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a carpet cleaning for two rooms from Oxi Fresh Carpet Cleaning (a $156 value). The value of this Groupon includes an $8 service charge, two rooms of cleaning (a $39 value/room), and two rooms of protectant application (a $35 value/room). The dust-busting, dirt-destroying cleaning team will travel 25 miles from Baltimore to put your carpet stains out of their misery.

Oxi Fresh's team of trained professionals harnesses Mother Earth's arboreal breath to naturally purify overly soiled carpets. In addition to effectively breaking down pesky stains, the oxygen-powered cleaning system has a fast one-hour drying time, doesn't leave a crunchy residue, and is safe for your family, pets, and the environment (which houses even more families and pets). In addition to the aesthetic benefits of carpet cleaning, a visit from Oxi Fresh will support a healthier living environment by terminating dust mites, allergens, dirty germs, and other yuckies.

Prior to the carpet cleaning, prepare appointed areas by moving heavy furniture, boxes, or appliances out of the way. Remember to lift from the knees. When Oxi Fresh's specialists arrive, they will do a quick walk-through of the rooms in question and then administer a thorough cleaning, final inspection, and adorable curtsy.