Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,995, you get a complete Invisalign orthodontic treatment at Paces Dentistry (up to a $7,500 value).

Dr. Kadie Tabassian, a licensed dentist with more than a decade of experience, straightens serrations with the easy-to-use Invisalign system. Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth-sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. Throughout the treatment process, patients return to Paces Dentistry for routine checkups to ensure teeth continue to move in proper formation, and a pretreatment portrait helps patients easily track their progress. View some Invisalign FAQs here.

Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–18 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. Appointments take place at Paces Dentistry's elegant offices, adorned with comfy, cream-colored waiting-room chairs and a sparkling chandelier.

Today's Groupon toward the use of Invisalign may be used for the use of payment for any services as equal tender toward practice treatment.