Though it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Breeze through security with a relaxed stride and a rejuvenated visage with today's deal: for $49, you get one 30-minute Pure Results Facial ($75–$85) and one 30-minute Seaside Signature Massage ($65–$75) at Pacific Waters Spa (up to a $160 total value). As the soothing core of the Hyatt Regency Resort in Huntington, Pacific Waters kindly suggests booking in advance. Both services must be used in one visit.

Reveal your semi-secret identity with a 30-minute Pure Results Facial designed to restore radiance to sun-battered skin. An expert spa maiden will tailor your treatment to achieve resurfaced regional coverage, transformed tonal balancing, and skin that is so anti-aging, it makes Peter Pan look like a sell-out. The Seaside Signature Massage gently kneads knotted knobs and tangled fibers into a generously gelatinous state of being reminiscent of the beauteous blobfish. Intertwining traditional Swedish techniques with deep-tissue strokes and aromatic elements, this 30-minute massage both pampers and purifies with excruciating pleasantry. During your spa visit, you'll also have access to the spa relaxation area and fitness center.

Whether your workweek is filled with high-intensity air-traffic controlling or laid-back fire fighting, seek relaxing refuge in the 20,000-square-foot expanses of Pacific Waters Spa. Inside the spacious serenity playground, muscles slickly glide like a well-worn windbreaker on a tube slide as minds melt off the monkey bars to land on a bed of soft hands devoid of woodchips.

Spa services are normally more expensive on weekends; however, today's Groupon is valid any day of the week.

Reviews

Eight Yelpers give Pacific Waters Spa five stars:

• Pacific Waters Spa is the crème de la crème, the quintessence, the absolute standard of how a spa experience should be. – tam n.
• Not only was there [sic] staff very accommodating and nice they were very professional and made it a fabulous afternoon. I had one of the best facials ever! My mom had a massage and pedicure both of which she loved! – Reina S.
• ...the location and grounds of this hotel are gorgeous, and the spa is just a luxurious as you might expect. The decor is meant to evoke an early California estate: coved doorways, wrought iron sconces, raised tile, muted colors. – Tree S.