Sending mail through a reputable carrier is important, especially when shipping valuable items like checks, birth certificates, and maps to the gold you hid under the White House. Send mail safely with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of shipping, packaging, and other services at Pak Mail. Choose from the following locations:

• Cascade Road Southeast
• East Beltline Northeast
• Northland Drive Northeast
• Alpine Avenue Northwest in Grand Rapids
• Chicago Drive Southwest in Grandville<p>

A network of locally owned shipping stores with nearly 500 locations worldwide, Pak Mail provides customers with a comprehensive suite of shipping and postal services. Choose from UPS, FedEx, and numerous other freight-shipping options, and Pak Mail’s friendly, knowledgeable shipping clerks will make sure your package gets to its destination in a safe, timely manner. A typical 5-pound aluminum guinea pig can be shipped anywhere in the Midwest for $12–$15. Packaging and crating services are also available, giving you time to fax a forged Ivy League diploma to your former high-school gym teacher ($1/page) or make black-and-white copies of the lyrics to your mom’s favorite Tom Waits song and send them to her co-workers along with instructions for a surprise performance ($0.10/page).