The family is the basic unit of society—yet statistically, family members are the very people most likely to steal the extra Arch Deluxe you've been saving for all these years. Solidify family alliances and suss out enemies with today's Groupon: for $10, you get an all-day pass to Boomers! Santa Maria (a $19.99 value). Your Groupon includes unlimited access to the go-karts, bumper boats, miniature-golf course, rock wall, and Lil' Thunder Road.

Boomers! Santa Maria wards off ennui with the heart-pounding thrills of high-speed go-karts, bumpy bumper boats, miniature golf, sky-high rock-climbing walls, and more. The family-fun haven's new high-octane go-karts allow speed demons to make hairpin turns with amplified velocity. Wee ones push the pedal toward metaphorical metallic objects at Lil' Thunder Road, a go-kart track for road ragers in training. Board the bumper boats equipped with water cannons to soak and be soaked by family members, peg-legged parrots, and malevolent strangers. The lush green miniature-golf course dotted with windmills allows cutthroat putters to finally conquer spiteful gusts of impetuous breezes. End your day of adventure with a perilous climb up the 32-foot rock wall to inch ever closer toward NASA's lunar candy factory.