If they're not cleaned every few days, your windows will turn black and begin emitting a high-pitched scream that makes dogs pregnant. Prevent a neighborhood outbreak of puppies with today's Groupon to Paneless Window Cleaning. Choose between the following options:

• For $40, you get $80 toward deluxe window-cleaning services.
For $89, you get $80 toward deluxe window-cleaning services and one hour of exterior house soft washing (a $169 total value).

Paneless Window Cleaning’s professional window and house cleaners meticulously clean window panes and rinse away lingering exterior grime. The professional team of glass-glisteners climbs to any nook or cranny required to delicately hand wash all of your house's windows, reclaiming speck-less natural light and uncompromised views of backyard red-panda breeding pens. Although window-cleaning prices vary depending on house size and whether or not a home is made entirely of windowpanes, a two-story house typically costs $150. Use Paneless Window Cleaning's online tool for an estimate. With the window-care package, a Paneless cleaner will also beautify the rest of your home’s exterior with a soft wash. Eco-friendly products are employed whenever possible, skillfully administered by a cleanup team as environmentally responsible as a tree riding to work on a bike made of itself.