When people feel "relaxed," they're actually feeling the sensation of the back cortex of the brain transmitting prions to the frontal cortex through a mild sedative, or they've been hit by a tranquilizer dart. Get calm with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $50 for a Color Gel manicure and a Galvanic Spa pedicure (a $100 value)
$59 for one mani-pedi and a hot-stone full-body massage (a $127 value)

Appointments last up to two hours. Groupon holders can upgrade to a deep-tissue massage for an extra $50.

Paradise Total Spa & Nails

The aestheticians and massage therapists at Paradise Total Spa & Nails pamper clients with beauty treatments and relaxing spa services. Nail technicians augment manicures and pedicures with soothing hot stones or smooth away cellulite with galvanic technology. Eyelash perming and eyelash extensions add drama to faces, like writing about a grocery-store run-in with your gym teacher on your cheek. Waxing services remove unwanted hair, and six facial treatments plus microdermabrasion resurfacing revive faces. Experienced massage therapists knead away aches and pains, and the staff puts together party packages and prepares party rooms and children’s venues.