When neglected for long periods of time, cars may act out by sleeping in the street and consorting with tractors. Give your car attention while you’re away with this Groupon: for $15, you get three days of outdoor self-park and shuttle service at Indy Park Ride & Fly, located near the Midfield Airport terminal at Indianapolis International Airport (up to a $30.25 value, including all taxes and fees). Customers may extend their cars' stays at Indy Park Ride & Fly for a rate of $8.50 per extra day (taxes included).

Indy Park Ride & Fly's car caretakers protect up to 2,312 vacationing cars within a 24-hour, well-lit parking lot. After dropping off their automobiles, customers can transport themselves and their luggage to the airport aboard one of the company’s complimentary shuttles or human-size hamster balls. While away, patrons rest easy knowing that their steel steeds are safe within the paved lot, which is fenced and monitored by 24-hour surveillance. Shuttles also swing by the terminal to pick up returning travelers and bring them back to Indy Park Ride & Fly's lobby. Staff members then reunite patrons with their respective vehicles, which are first freed of cloud-based artillery, including snow or recently rained molasses.