Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with today’s Groupon to Park Ridge Medical Spa. Choose between the following options:

• For $150, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $1,200 value).
• For $350, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a large area (up to a $2,000 value).

Click here for the laser hair-removal treatment areas. All six treatments must be performed on the same area.

Under Dr. Sam Speron's experienced watch, Park Ridge Medical Spa's technicians clear away unwanted body fuzz with advanced technology. The Syneron ELOS laser sends gentle pulses into follicles, encircling hairs with tiny heat tornados and permanently damaging them at the roots. Clear away small areas such as an upper-lip forest (a $550 value for six treatments) to enjoy unfettered feasting or remove underarm hair (a $950 value for six treatments) to audition for deodorant commercials. With the second option, clients can eliminate large swaths of hair, such as forearm fuzz, not including hands (a $1,500 value for six treatments), or banish freeloading follicles from the lower-back kingdom (a $2,000 value for six treatments).

Though removal can cause temporary tingling, Park Ridge Medical Spa's system blows cool air as the laser does its work, making it more comfortable than the lasers used by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man. Syneron ELOS lasers can be used on all skin types and for a variety of hair colors, though the center recommends calling ahead to inquire about your individual streamlining situation. A package of six treatments helps garner optimal results, attacking follicles involved in different growth cycles and different extracurricular activities.