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Inside the newly renovated Pasta Faire, Chef Ricardo Cardenas curates a lunch and dinner menu of authentic Italian fare such as gourmet pizza ($9.50–$12) fired in a wood-burning brick oven. Create-your-own gourmet pizzas ($10 with two included toppings) support a choice of more than 20 adornments ($1.35 each), from rotisserie chicken to roasted eggplant and tiny bowler hats. Or, go on a rampage with the Italian Ride of Your Life, a culinary Ferrari packed with lasagna, ravioli, chicken parmigiana, and italian sausage, smothered with Pasta Faire's signature sauce and mozzarella cheese ($11). Chef Cardenas avoids Napoleon's blunders with a surf 'n' turf that effectively coordinates land and sea to conquer hunger, with twin 4-ounce grilled beef tenders backed by shrimp, vegetables, and roasted potatoes ($16). Traditional cannolis, sweet ricotta cheese wrapped in a thin pastry shell to keep warm from powdered-sugar snowfalls ($4.50), conclude meals with dulcet tones.

The flavors of seafood, chicken, and pasta dishes scintillate through a glass ($4.75) or bottle ($15) of the house pinot grigio. Diners sip, chew, and recline amidst Pasta Faire's newly renovated, Tuscan-inspired interior propped up by noble columns and embellished with paintings of old Italian city scenes.