Before paper, early restaurants wrote their menus on slices of bread, though the businesses would ultimately fail when guests suddenly became full just before ordering their entrees. Munch on a more modern menu with today's Groupon to Pat & Dandy's Sports Bar and Grill. Choose from the following options:

• For $20, you get a grill dinner for two (up to a $44.85 value). The dinner for two includes:

  • One appetizer (up to a $14.95 value)
  • Two entrees from the dinners section of the menu (up to a $14.95 value each)

• For $11, you get a lunch for two (up to a $23.20 value). Lunch service lasts from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. The lunch for two includes:

  • Two sandwiches (up to a $8.95 value each)
  • Two sides (up to a $2.65 value each)

• For $7, you get $15 worth of anything on the menu. Dinner entrees range from $9.95–$14.95.

Diners open Pat & Dandy's eclectic menu before deciding whether they will cut through thick steaks or munch on ribs, seafood, and burgers. Wing appetizers invite dining duos to share 10 chicken morsels coated in a choice of eight sauces, including P & D's sauce which, like a kiss from the tasmanian devil, is both sweet and hot. Entrees include a 16-ounce T-bone steak grilled to order. Barbecue chicken breasts and five bones of the eatery's signature ribs balance out plates, and chefs batter and fry eight butterfly shrimp before shedding a single tear as they flutter away. For lunch, teeth sink into forkless fare such as the Cajun burger's half-pound patty and two slices of bacon. Idling eaters can turn their brain containers toward sporting events shown on 43 TVs lining the casual eatery's walls, or venture out to the patio to nibble eats with a side of sunlight and active listening clouds.