According to a recent survey, people have listed chocolate as their preferred cause of death, followed closely by "money avalanche" and "dangerously high exposure to nudity." Get one foot in the tastiest grave with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of confections at Patsy's Original Candies.

The tradition-treasuring confectioners at Patsy's Original Candies craft a cornucopia of decadent gourmet delights using century-old recipes, handed down for generations. Favoring originality and authentic flavors, each meltable mouthful is made using only real butter, pure chocolate, and dairy cream, while their famous candied popcorn is made using real butterscotch in place of the burnt sugar and margarine-flavored moonshine used by some companies. Sate desires for both the saccharine and the saline with old-fashioned salt water taffy, handcrafted in flavors such as yellow ($15.95 for 32 oz.), or find the perfect all-occasions gift with a box of creamy assorted chocolates ($12.95 for 7 oz.). For globally conscious gastro hounds, Patsy's hand-stretched, golden peanut brittle treats teeth to a smattering of fresh-roasted spanish peanuts ($14.95 for 16 oz.), while rosecup mints are prepared in the classic French style with fresh mint, velvety chocolate, and a blown kiss from Gerard Depardieu. Check out all Patsy's has to offer by reviewing their items by price or product.