Like a north-facing statue, the face must be regularly exfoliated or covered with a sheet to prevent the blinding accumulation of face moss. Prevent a ghastly appearance with today's Groupon: for $45, you get $90 worth of facial or waxing services at Pavitra in McKinney.

Pavitra’s epidermal pamperers polish skin with natural, organic products from brands such as WoodSprite and Suki, in a caboodle of facials and waxes. Treat iconic canvases to the one-hour Classic Beauty facial, which includes a cleansing, exfoliation, custom mask, and hydration to quench fame-thirsty faces ($95). The one-hour Natural Male facial reaches deep into manly masks with a subterranean cleanse and scrub followed by a toner to illuminate chiseled features ($95). Designed for prom-age patrons, the one-hour Sweet Teen facial promotes clear, healthy skin with a focus on extracting surly sediments and soothing red, irritated pores ($90). Restore skin to smoothness in more than a dozen waxable body regions, making eyebrows more aerodynamic ($15) and bikini areas more Brazillian ($60), and freeing backs of their winter fur frocks ($65).