Mankind's feeble climbing skills and inability to digest delicious tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. Channel an inner mountain goat with today's Groupon to Peak Experiences Indoor Rock Climbing Center in Midlothian. Choose between the following options:

• For $8, you get one Climber's Sampler, which is good for three climbs in one visit (a $17 value). This Groupon includes a climbing harness.
• For $42, you get one Sampler Punch Pass, which is good for 18 climbs across six visits (an $85 value). This Groupon includes a climbing harness and shoes.
  
  

Catering to indoor-wall ascenders of all skill levels, Peak Experiences shelters scalers inside a spacious rock-climbing facility carefully monitored by a group of friendly, expert employees. Novices can learn the ropes with a Climber's Sampler, which embraces beginners with a climber's harness in preparation for three staff-supervised climbs along the facilities' 120 different courses and up decorative indoor redwoods. A Sampler Punch Pass synthesizes the clambering capacity of six climber's samplers for a total of 18 staff-belayed climbs. The sextet pass also outfits phalanges in special climber's shoes, which help surmounters ascend sheer faces with thin, rubber soles and helium-filled laces.