Snow has two positive uses: it can be used to build snow-jurors when neighbors don't show up to serve in a non-binding apartment court, and you can ski on it. Maximize snow's potential with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a five-day performance ski and snowboard rental package from Pelican Sport Center in Morris Plains (a $145 value).

Pelican Sport Center is a well-stocked purveyor of winter-sports equipment and accessories that knows how to get the most out of gear. Swing in for a snowboard or set of skis and the experienced staff will guide even the most inexperienced snowmen through the sea of snow skimmers, fitting bodies to the right equipment. These mountain masters will provide everything needed to rocket down an icy slope, as the package includes skis, poles, and boots or snowboard and boots. Pelican Sport Center's selection of top brand gear will enable downhill descents fast enough to outrun charging yetis and freeze the subsequent tears of joy.

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