Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime with today's Groupon: for $6, you get two games of mini-golf for one player or one game for two players at Perry Falls Miniature Golf and Driving Range in Perrysburg (up to a $12 value).

Perry Falls caters to putters of all ages, sizes, and skill levels with a resort-style, 18-hole course that winds along serene streams, fountains, and waterfalls. This Groupon allows club-wielding duos to pit their putting skills against each other in one game or a solo swatter to conquer the fears of déjà vu in two games. Buy a second Groupon and expand the excursion to include family, friends, or rival doppelgangers. With Fathers Day around the corner, proud progeny can bond with honored paternal units on the rolling greens and shrewdly sloped fairways, uninterrupted by clingy caddies.