Bored animals can easily get anxious, resulting in rebellious behavior such as furniture gnawing and forming a punk-rock cover band. Quash canine caterwauling with today's Groupon to Pet Paradise's two locations on John F. Kennedy Boulevard and Monroe Road. Choose between the following options:

• For $10, you get two days of dog or cat daycare (a $40 value).
• For $48, you get three nights of dog or cat boarding (up to a $111 value).

The crew at Pet Paradise coddles both overnight and daytime critter clients in a resort-like enclave with private quarters, sumptuous bedding and toys, and plenty of amenities. Canines revel in the sun-baked lawn surrounding a doggie-bone-shaped swimming pool before cooling humid hides with a refreshing dip. Supervised group playtime gives dogs a chance to find an alto for their moon-serenading choir, and outdoor walks allow for sightseeing and exercise. Pooped pooches relish alone time in indoor/outdoor suites, and kitties retire to a felines-only wing of the resort where soft-playing music relieves the stresses of a long day of napping, stretching, and napping.

A caretaker lives on-site, available to supervise any late-night pet emergencies or after-midnight munchies. Owners can check in on their precious pets via pet-owner telepathy or a 24-hour webcam.

Pick up or drop off a four-pawed friend at any time of the day or night; however, additional fees apply before or after regular business hours for daycare and after the noon check-out time for boarders, all of which are not included in the Groupon value.