Bored animals can easily get anxious, resulting in rebellious behavior such as furniture gnawing and forming a punk-rock cover band. Quash canine caterwauling with today's Groupon to Pet Paradise in Kenner. Choose between the following options:

• For $24, you get two days of dog or cat daycare (a $48 value).
• For $48, you get three nights of dog or cat boarding (up to a $102 value).

The crew at Pet Paradise coddles both overnight and daytime critter clients in a resort-like enclave that provides each furry lodger with private quarters, sumptuous bedding and toys, and an array of amenities. Canines can revel on a sunbaked lawn that surrounds the doggy-bone-shaped swimming pool before cooling humid hides with a refreshing dip. Supervised group playtime gives dogs a chance to find an alto for their moon-serenading choir, and outdoor walks allow for sightseeing and exercise.

Pooches relish alone time in suites that allow them to roam indoors or outdoors, and kitties can retire to a felines-only wing of the resort, where softly playing music relieves the stresses of intensive yarn auditing. A caretaker lives on site to supervise any late-night emergencies or after-midnight munchies, and owners can check on their pets with a 24-hour webcam. Humans treating their treat eaters to daycare can drop off and pick up their pets anytime between 7 a.m. and 6 p.m. Owners who conduct pickups or drop-offs outside of regular business hours pay additional fees, which are not included in the Groupon value.