Bored animals can easily get anxious, resulting in rebellious behavior such as furniture gnawing and forming a punk-rock cover band. Quash canine caterwauling with today's Groupon to Pet Paradise on Commonwealth Boulevard. Choose between the following options:

• For $24, you get two days of dog or cat daycare (a $48 value).
• For $48, you get three nights of dog or cat boarding (up to a $102 value).
  
  

The crew at Pet Paradise coddles both overnight and daytime critter clients in a resort-like enclave, providing each furry boarder with private quarters, sumptuous bedding and toys, and an array of amenities. Canines can revel on a sun-baked lawn that surrounds the doggie-bone-shaped swimming pool before cooling humid hides with a refreshing dip. Supervised group playtime gives dogs a chance to find an alto for their moon-serenading choir, and outdoor walks allow for sightseeing and exercise. Meanwhile, pooped pooches can relish alone time in indoor/outdoor suites, and kitties can retire to a felines-only wing of the resort where soft-playing music relieves the stresses of a long day of napping, stretching, and napping.

A caretaker lives on-site, available to supervise any late-night pet emergencies or after-midnight munchies. Owners can check on their pets via pet-owner telepathy or a 24-hour webcam. Daycare pets can be whisked away and picked up anytime from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday–Friday, and from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. on weekends. Feel free to drop off pet boarders during business hours; clients must pick up their pet by noon following the last night of their stay or face three minutes of silent treatment from an amateur mime. Owners who conduct pickups or drop-offs outside of regular business hours pay additional fees, which are not included in the Groupon value.