The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $23, you get an oil change and a multipoint inspection at Peterson's Stampede Dodge Chrysler Jeep in Nampa (up to a $47.68 value).

Locally owned since 1928, Peterson's Stampede's trained auto up-keepers have been resuscitating steel horses of most makes and models for more than 80 years. Quench your vehicle's thirst with up to 7 quarts of nonsynthetic oil and a brand-new filter that leaves a car purring as smoothly as a kitten napping in a garbage disposal. During the 30-minute service, dissipating fluids are topped off, and system functions are scrutinized by experienced car-keepers to ensure optimal operations. Sloppy jalopies then bask in a cleansing car wash, shedding the road-collected remnants of dust, dirt, and grime. After the wash, vacuums scour the interiors of the vehicle, gobbling up crumbs and debris. Customers waiting for their cars to be coddled can lounge in the clean facility while using complimentary WiFi to catch up on emails or subdue separation anxiety by scrolling through their car's Flickr account.

Though Peterson's Stampede Dodge Chrysler Jeep sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.