Newspapers, like puppies, make up for news of unsavory accidents with irresistible fluff. Train minds with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a 26-week Sunday subscription to the Philadelphia Inquirer (a $55.12 value). This Groupon is valid only in Philadelphia, Montgomery, Bucks, Delaware, Chester, Gloucester, Camden and Burlington counties.

Contributors to the Philadelphia Inquirer chronicle current events to inform residents on international happenings and local stories. Among the oldest American daily papers in circulation, the Philadelphia Inquirer boasts 18 Pulitzer Prizes and has kept the City of Brotherly Love and its extended family of cities informed since 1829. The Sunday edition feeds the brain sports stats, entertainment scoops, and business data. Eyes can gobble up the Food section, which inspires culinary adventures with reviews of dine-out choices or dine-in recipes, and the Living segment relates life stories and announces milestones more effectively than a megaphone-wielding politician fueled by a gallon of caffeine.