Losing weight can make you feel like yourself at last, unlike entering witness protection, which always makes you "Darby Hatbox." Show off the new you with this Groupon.

$120 for a Personalized 30-Day Weight-Loss Plan ($259 Value)

• One-hour initial visit with physician consultation
• Computerized body analysis
• Eight 15-minute visits (two or three times per week) for B12 Lipo-Plex injections
• Variety pack of nutritional bars
Exercise and diet plan with guidance from a counselor

Physician's Plan

Chris DiOrio, DO and his wife Armella lead the management team at Physician's Plan. As the company's medical director and lead physician, Dr. DiOrio uses his expertise and board certification in emergency and critical-care medicine, along with extensive training through the American Society of Bariatric Physicians, to treat weight-related conditions. And though Armella was once headed toward a career testing other people's hearing as an audiologist, she now spends her days relying on her own ears, listening carefully to clients' needs and sharing their exuberance as they drop excess pounds.

The philosophy of the medical and clinical staff maintains that obesity—like diabetes, high blood pressure, or disco fever—is a disease rather than a failure of willpower. They take a multifaceted approach to weight loss, assigning each patient a personal counselor to provide support in the areas of behavior modification and nutrition, and custom plans might also incorporate tools such as lipotropic injections or medications. As a reward for their successes, patients can also schedule spa services including exfoliating HydraFacials, chemical peels, and massages, or ensure faces match their trim, youthful bodies with Botox, Juvederm, or Radiesse.