Miniature golf, as well as one-on-one basketball and throwing a frisbee to yourself, are all part of a coordinated effort to shrink sports, as its appetite for land and people has grown out of control. Do your part to fight this stadium-filling monster with today’s Groupon: for $14, you get two all-day passes (up to a $29 value) at Pirate’s Island Adventure Golf in Panama City Beach. Children age 3 and under play for free.

Pirate’s Island Adventure Golf welcomes land-loving children, adults, and seniors for a high-seas putting adventure. Pirate ships, dungeons, caves, and waterfalls adorn the two 18-hole courses of challenging angles and tricky terrain. Play all 36 holes with this all-day pass for multiple chances to win the ultimate hidden treasure—mini-golf bragging rights to lord over your family, colleagues, or date. Experienced club swingers can practice their short game while novice putters can strive for that elusive hole-in-one or the zen-meditation exercise of the hole-in-none.