Miniature golf, as well as one-on-one basketball, and throwing a Frisbee to yourself, are all part of a coordinated effort to shrink sports, as its appetite for land and people has grown out of control. Do your part to fight this stadium-filling monster with today’s Groupon: for $14, you get two all-day passes at Pirate’s Island Adventure Golf in Gulf Shores, AL (up to a $29 value). Children under three play for free

Pirate’s Island Adventure Golf provides a high seas putting adventure for land-loving children, seniors, and adults alike. Pirate ships, dungeons, caves, and waterfalls adorn the two 18-hole courses of challenging angles and tricky terrain. Play all 36 holes with this all-day pass, for multiple chances to win the ultimate hidden treasure–mini-golf bragging rights to lord over your family, colleagues, or date. Experienced club swingers can practice their short game while novice putters can strive for that elusive hole-in-one, or the Zen meditation exercise of the hole-in-none.

Though Pirate's Island sometimes offers discounts, this Groupon is still the best deal around.