If not for healthy backbones, the spinal cord's nerves would fray and cross, causing signals such as "pick up your foot" to transform into "bite your boss." Prevent workplace embarrassments with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a chiropractic package at Pittsburgh Chiropractic & Wellness in McMurray (a $242 value). The package includes:

• Chiropractic consultation (a $77 value)
• X-rays (a $100 value)
One-hour massage (a $65 value)

At Pittsburgh Chiropractic, Dr. Carr runs the wellness gamut by straightening spines, alleviating pain due to injuries, performing physiotherapy, and counseling clients on nutrition and weight loss. Patients kick off their visit with a consultation and a thorough 66-point examination, during which the doctor thoroughly explores bodies in search of problem sources and prehensile Pegasus wings. A skilled technician then snaps two x-rays to reveal the inner goings-on among vertebrae to locate underlying ailments and to provide a visual record that maps long-term spinal health. Patients conclude their visit with a one-hour massage, wherein the massage therapist delves their dexterous fingers into muscles to work out kinks and locate pockets of stress with skillful, intuitive strokes. In certain situations, Dr. Carr may recommend a follow-up visit to discuss findings from the first visit.