Like baby shoes, bowling trophies, or diplomas from space camp, bodies are only ready for public display after they've been properly bronzed. Class up your corporeal keepsake with today's Groupon: for $19, you get one month of unlimited tanning in any bed, plus 15% off any tanning lotion, at Planet Beach's Greenville location (up to a $59 value).

Planet Beach's craftily engineered tanning beds carefully administer helpful UV rays to impart color to epidermises during all four seasons. Machines are carefully designed to harness the powers of a robot sun, which makes them the ultimate experts and keeps them from developing the ability to cry. A month of unlimited use of Planet Beach's nine beds, including VIP- and Platinum-level standup and horizontal tanning beds, provides ample opportunities for glowing, bronzing, and photoskinthesis. Additionally, Groupon customers will receive 15% off any lotion, helping deepen and extend the life of newly acquired glows.

Planet Beach operates on a gym-style membership system, meaning that members pay for packages or flat monthly rates. With a month of tanning services, this Groupon allows anyone to take advantage of Rube Goldberg–style beautification on his or her time frame. A staff of helpful tanning assistants is always on hand to answer questions, help first-timers use the machines, and keep things safe and comfortable.