If a Christmas tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it still makes the sound of ornaments screaming. Protect the emotional life of tree trinkets with today’s Groupon at Plow Farms, located at the intersection of Route 10 and Alleghenyville Road in Plowville. This Groupon is redeemable beginning November 25. Choose from the following options:

• For $19, you get to pick and cut your own 6-foot–8-foot douglas fir Christmas tree (a $38.48 value).
• For $19, you get one pre-cut 6-foot–8-foot douglas fir Christmas tree (a $38.48 value).
• For $10, you get $20 worth of holiday merchandise at Plow Farms’ gift store.
  
  

At Plow Farms, families stroll through a sea of 6-foot–8-foot douglas firs in search of the perfect Christmas tree. Board a sleigh-bell-bedecked hayride that bobs and weaves along paths like a scarecrow playing basketball before reaching a field of potential present shelters. Customers may use a proffered saw to separate tree from earth, or cry “timber” from a safe distance by giving the job to onsite workers. Upon returning to Plow Farms’ hub, speedy slicers can refuel with a complimentary bag of popcorn and purchase hot chocolate before perusing trinkets such as holiday-themed penguin statues ($17) and sterling-silver earrings ($22) in the farm’s old-barn-bound gift shop. Santa is available for pictures on the weekends, providing an open-air venue for claustrophobic wish lists.