Earth, an alluring enigma, is balanced in the void of space upon two poles over which it sensuously spins and ineffably shimmies. Harness the power of your polarity with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get three classes at Pole Play Dance Studio (a $60 value). The classes include:

• One pole play class
• One go-go dancing class
• One burlesque class<p>

At Pole Play Dance Studios, professional dancer Chelsea Green coaches students in the basics of tantalizing twirls and sultry dance moves on poles, enhancing flexibility, muscle tone, and endurance and promoting weight loss. Women of all shapes and fitness levels can twist and swirl on the studio’s five poles in a safe, friendly atmosphere free of judgment and rabid deer. The weekly one-hour classes employ stretching techniques, cardio exercise, and strength training for a fat-burning total-body workout. Students stretch and master basic pole dancing, go-go dancing, or burlesque moves designed for those without experience. Dancers should come to class sporting comfortable workout clothing and wearing their hair down for optimal titillating tress-tosses. After class, twirlers will return to the world with improved self-confidence and the inability to look at a flagpole the same way again. Click here for the class schedule.

Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Pole Play Dance Studio a spot on Groupon’s Best of 2011 list.