Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-removal treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with today's deal: For $99, you get three sessions of laser hair removal (up to a $450 value) from Premier Aesthetic and Laser Centre in Delaware.

Armed with safe, speedy, ClearScan laser hair removal technology, the highly qualified medical staff at Premier Aesthetic and Laser Centre are able to use a computer-guided scanning system to evenly zap away offending follicles from the lip, chin, bikini, underarm, ears, hands, toes, or neckline. While the number of treatments needed varies from area to area, all three treatments must be used on the same area, meaning customers will have to pick their favorite furry body part for swift depilation, and make it up to the others with extra cuddling.