For $40, today's side deal gets you your choice of one of 16 types of one-hour massage (an $80 value) at ProWellness Chiropractic, located in Fishers.

ProWellness's certified massage therapists have many years of experience between them, having untied more flesh-knots and restraightened more teettering Jenga-block spines than the 1965 Olympic championship Ukranian Rubbing Team. While they specialize in penetrating techniques such as deep tissue, myofacial release, and trigger point, you can opt for softer techniques like the flowy Swedish, the pre-natal, and hot stone. Their modern office facility features enough open space and gleaming surfaces to calm the mind of any jittery docoto-phobe, and even houses a children's play area to help make the waiting and treatment process stressless. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.