Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime with today's Groupon: for $12, you get 18 holes of miniature golf for two at Putters Wild (up to a $24 value).

Mini-golfers head to Putters Wild to sink shots and ogle eye-popping three-dimensional murals beneath the black lights of the 18-hole indoor course. Balls roll through the sea-themed course, bouncing off the glowing strips that define each hole. Players strap on included 3-D glasses to take in the psychedelic, neon graphics that deck the walls and course, losing themselves in the illusion that a polar bear is paddling by and an octopus is pointing an accusatory tentacle at them when they round their scores down to the nearest par. Families can compete to prove their putting prowess, and teenagers on dates can discover a fun alternative to attending separate screenings of a movie.