Cowboys invented the handlebar mustache so they’d always have somewhere to hang their hats. Save yourself the grooming time and find a place to hang your stetson with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a one-night stay for two at Quality Inn in Southfield (up to a $209.99 value). The stay includes the following:

• A king bedroom with hot tub (up to a $160 value)
• A romance package including a bouquet of roses, box of chocolates, and bottle of champagne or nonalcoholic sparkling beverage (a $50 value)
• Early check-in (2 p.m.) and late checkout (1 p.m.)
• Complimentary buffet breakfast<p>

Located about 20 minutes northeast of downtown Detroit, the Quality Inn in Southfield offers quiet, secluded lodgings within easy range of Detroit’s attractions. King rooms welcome new arrivals with chocolates, champagne, and a rose bouquet to facilitate an evening more romantic than Johnny Mathis singing the entire screenplay of Love Story. The bubbles of an in-suite jacuzzi banish any lingering tension, and a microwave and mini fridge allow for convenient snacking. The next morning, a piping-hot breakfast includes scrambled eggs and sausages, complemented by danishes, muffins, and bagels.

An on-site fitness center and business center engage brawn and brains, respectively. Within an easy driving radius, multiple casinos sing with jingling slot machines, and the Detroit Institute of Arts showcases classics such as Diego Rivera’s Detroit Industry mural and Van Gogh’s Self-Portrait with Ford Pinto.