Like the moon, a set of perfectly white teeth is bright, alluring, and difficult to obtain without 238,857 miles of dental floss. Lasso a luminous glow with today's Groupon to Quarry Bend Dental in Sandy. Choose between the following options:

For $39, you get a comprehensive dental package (a $222 total value) that includes:
• A basic dental cleaning (a $55 value)
• Full-mouth x-rays (a $102 value)
• A comprehensive exam with oral-cancer screening (a $65 value)
• For $79, you get a comprehensive dental and whitening package (a $372 total value) that includes:
  • A basic dental cleaning (a $55 value)
  • Full-mouth x-rays (a $102 value)
  • A comprehensive exam with oral-cancer screening (a $65 value)
  • Custom Opalescence take-home bleach trays (a $150 value)

Dr. Randall and his staff at Quarry Bend Dental help teeth and gums to health. Before the roughly 80-minute dental exam, Dr. Randall snaps a series of 18 bitewing x-rays and scans soft tissues and gums for potentially cancerous lesions; he'll also gladly consult with any patients interested in cosmetic improvements or sharper tusks. A basic cleaning scours teeth's nooks and crannies, banishing loitering debris from its molar lodgings. At the end of the treatment, the staff hands patients a warm towel to daub their mouths or tie on as a cape to mark a transformation into the Oral Health Avenger.

Optionally, the dentist will also ask chompers to sink into an impression mold to craft custom bleaching trays. At home, patients will fill the trays with a sticky, non-runny whitening gel that typically delivers noticeable pearliness in about one week. Before their exam, patients can lounge on a couch in the lobby, taking in cable news on the satellite TV or occasional yeti toboggan races down the mountains visible from large windows.