If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees or someone scrawled carpetbagger into the inch of dirt on your car window, Quick Quack Car Wash can give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. With today's Groupon, you'll get five Best Washes with tire shine for $25 (a $50 value). This Groupon isn't just great for sprucing up your own car: it also makes the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver. Your Groupon must be exchanged at Quick Quack for five wash vouchers within 60 days, however, the wash vouchers will never expire.

For the comfort of cranky, elderly cars or their impatient, teenage equivalents, Quick Quack Car Wash features a conveyor system, keeping the wash time no longer than three minutes. During this temporal microcosm, the spinning wheel of clean caresses the finish of your fine automobile with soft cloth buffers, soaping and scrubbing off dirt without using harmful chemicals or abrasives. The car moves along the all-glass tunnel to get rinsed, before it's blasted with warm air and a coating of Rain-X surface protection. The Best Wash includes a vehicular pedicure, sprucing the tires up with tire shine.

A five-day clean-car guarantee means that if the car re-dirtifies itself within five days of your last visit to the car wash, the professional computers will re-wash your chariot. Environmentally minded customers can put their brains' worry cells on standby—each of the five locations features its own water-reclamation system.

You must redeem your Groupon for non-expiring car wash vouchers by 06/27/10.

Reviews

Quick Quack Car Wash was voted Best Car Wash in 2009 and won second place in 2008 on CityVoter. Five Yelpers give it 4.5 stars. Facebook fans are smitten with the chain:

• They give very prompt service, and your car is very clean once you've gone through their system. – Fritz M., CityVoter
• I use the one in Rancho Cordova on Sunrise. The folks there are friendly and I love getting my car done there – Delores S.R.M., Facebook
• This place is great. My whole family goes there…I cant [sic] stand a dirty car and this place does the job. I am a student so I don't have a lot of spare time, but in just a couple of minutes... I'm done. – Roxanne c., Yelp