Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a 90-minute hydrotherapy package at Rachel Bastow Hydrotherapy (a $150 value). The package includes:

• Consultation
• 45- to 60-minute colonic
• Customized hydrotherapy program
  
  

In her spotless, serene clinic overlooking the city, Rachel Bastow improves clients’ digestion and health with gentle colon cleanses. After an initial 45-minute consultation, clients recline on a heated table in a softly lit private room as a gentle rush of water flushes away internal impurities and improves hydration. Rachel spends the session providing clients with information on colon health and how it relates to diet and wellness, while reflexology and aromatherapy treatments tailored to each clients’ preferences helps to keep them as relaxed as a cat napping in a hammock made of sunlight throughout the 45-minute procedure. Afterward, wellness-seekers may choose to purchase fresh juices and soups to help maintain their newly pristine roadways. A set of guidelines, including avoiding dairy, white flour, and carbonated beverages, helps visitors prep for the treatment effectively.