Contrary to popular belief, Van Gogh cut his own ear off during a botched at-home fauxhawk attempt. Avoid appendage catastrophe with today’s Groupon for salon services with a senior stylist at Ramon Bacaui Hair & MedSpa in Old Town Scottsdale. Choose between the following options:

• For $22, you get a men’s haircut with a senior stylist (a $45 value).
• For $40, you get a men’s haircut and color with a senior stylist (an $80 value).

A master stylist who has worked with multiple celebrities, Ramon Bacaui leads a team of mane tamers in shaping shaggy coifs with men’s cut and color services. A senior stylist puts wayward strands in their place with a haircut, blockading any attempts to rebel into a rat tail ($45). Color service exiles gray hairs masquerading as ghosts of follicles past, or swaps head hues for clients trying not to be recognized by elementary school teachers wanting to make awkward small talk at the grocery store ($35).

A crisp and colorful space, the salon at Ramon Bacaui Hair & MedSpa surrounds visitors with eye-catching white walls splashed with orange accents and 3-D artwork. On-deck domes can browse the salon’s rotating selection of jewelry for adorning otherwise un-stylable appendages.