While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $42, you get a one-hour massage at Rebound Massage Therapy and Sports Wellness in Beaverton (up to an $85 value).

The licensed therapists at Rebound promote wellness and an active lifestyle through various styles of massage therapy. A diverse massage menu features kneadings that address problems ranging from a standard achy back to the equally uncomfortable Tin Man Syndrome. Relax after a hard week of sweeping mines at work with a hot-stone therapy session, during which warm stones are placed on the body to thaw frozen muscles before a gentle massage melts away tension.

Since flexibility is crucial to maintaining the body’s mechanical functions and remaining a puncture-free rodeo clown, clients may opt for an hour of custom stretch therapy. Immune systems are strengthened with the help of lymphatic-drainage therapy, in which muscle mashers glide their hands along the path of lymphatic vessels to decrease tissue fluid. Rebound also offers reflexology and structural integration therapy, as well as Swedish, prenatal, and eyeball massages.

While Rebound’s therapists are experienced in catering to the needs of professional athletes, the facility is a far cry from a gym locker room. Earthy tones coat the interior, and plush, inviting massage tables put first-timers' minds at ease.