As Sleeping Beauty knew, the best way to achieve a relaxed, youthful glow is to sleep for decades, then wake up to find spray tans have been invented. Seek rejuvenation without having to wait for the world to change with today’s Groupon: for $999, you get a SmartLipo laser-body-sculpting treatment on one area at Red Bamboo Medi Spa in Clearwater (up to a $3,500 value). Choose from the following areas:

• Neck and chin
• Upper arms
• Upper abdomen
• Lower abdomen
• Waist and flanks
• Inner thighs
• Outer thighs
• Inner knees<p>

The experienced wellness gurus at Red Bamboo Medi Spa trim bodies of unwanted adipose with integrated SmartLipo treatments, earning them a feature segment on American Health Front! on NBC. To begin body-sculpting journeys, clients meet a SmartLipo-certified physician for a complimentary consultation. On the day of the procedure, they’ll be greeted with fruit or muffins and hot tea as they relax in a private treatment suite. The nimble fingers of a massage therapist chase stress from muscles as soft music chases looping Raffi songs from the mind.

Patients remain awake during the procedure, which, like walking across unlit coals, requires no IV lines or general anesthesia. After thoroughly numbing the treatment area, physicians make tiny incisions in the skin to insert a fiber-optic strand that melt fats with laser energy. Gentle suction removes liquefied adipose from the body before patients nestle into an included compression garment to be worn for two weeks. Following a light lunch, a Red Bamboo physician reviews any questions and then provides patients with a private cell-phone number to call in case of emergencies, followup queries, or Batman sightings. After the treatment, patients are entitled to up to one complimentary ultrasound to check on progress.

THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.