Dancing is a personified interpretation of a song's emotion, which is why “If You’re Happy and You Know It” is performed at the end of every court case. Learn rhythmic body language with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a dance-lessons package at Regal Dance Clubs (a $153 total value). The dance-lessons package includes the following:

• A 50-minute private dance lesson (a $117 value)
• A 50-minute group dance class (a $36 value)
A complimentary social dance party

Regal Dance Clubs's nimble instructors teach Fred Astaires of all skill levels how to move gracefully in more than 15 styles of dance. During 50-minute private lessons, dancers navigate the 3,100-square-foot ballroom with elegant dancing staples including bolero, foxtrot, samba, and the hokey pokey blindfolded. Since private classes are one-on-one, participants can request in-depth training on a particular style of dance or learn as many techniques as they like in their allotted time. Newly seasoned students twirl into three levels of group classes—Guest, Social Ease, or Bronze—armed with the know-how necessary to move and shake with their group mates. Upon completing dual dance lessons, toe tappers can showcase skills on the springs of the unobstructed dance floor during Friday-night dancing parties, which feature songs from all eras and genres to please even the pickiest time-traveler-dance partner.