If you want to beat traffic, you can leave early, stay late, or go around pulling the engine out of every car you see. Ease transportation woes with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $238 for four hours on a party bus for up to 18 passengers, valid Monday–Thursday (a $476 value)
• $238 for four hours on a party bus for up to 18 passengers, valid only on Fridays (a $476 value)
$318 for four hours on a party bus for up to 18 passengers, valid only on Saturdays (a $636 value)

This Groupon is valid for parties and trips within 30 miles of the Twin Cities via the 18 passenger Mini-Apple bus—a smoke-friendly mobile suite with cushy red bench seats, laser lighting, iPod and phone connections, powerful Pioneer speakers and subwoofers, air conditioning, a dancing pole, and a drink cooler.

Rent My Party Bus

Rent My Party Bus entertains riders with a fleet of seven custom buses, each coated in a unique color of paint and stocked with upgrades including club lights, powerful speaker systems, and keg holders. Their fleet features both smoke-friendly and smoke-free vehicles, some with LED poles presumably for firefighters that detect unusual billows. The bubblegum-colored Pink Bunny bus features these illuminated support beams in its aisles, as does the Black Pearl—a sleek city bus with black lights, black paint, privacy windows, and room for 40 passengers. In addition to the mobile nightclubs, Rent My Party Bus also situates passengers in its neon green Night Rider, which features a checkered floor plucked from a retro diner and wood paneling along the ceiling and the base of its seats.