Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines; while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate. For $175, you'll get three pain-free laser hair removals at Renu Med Spa in Chevy Chase, an up to $750 value.

Women can chose bikini ($250 a treatment), underarms ($200 a treatment), upper lip ($125 a treatment), or chin ($125 a treatment), while men can de-fuzz neck napes or hairlines (not redeemable toward cool stencil shapes or mazes for ladybugs). Using the mighty and buzzed-about Alma Lasers' Soprano system, you'll get pain-free hair removal with permanent results. The Soprano laser features IN-Motion technology to reduce procedure time and pain. This Groupon must be applied toward the same treatment area on all three treatments.

Helmed by board-certified plastic and reconstructive surgeon Dr. Phillip Schoenfeld, Renu is a posh prettifying paradise. From its inviting waiting room to serene treatment rooms, the entire experience is as pleasant as it is professional, just like an invigorating ride on the shoulders of a British butler. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.

More than three treatments may be required for full results. You can buy up to two Groupons; however, they must be used for different treatment areas.

Reviews

The Washingtonian recommends Renu Med Spa, and six Yelpers give it three stars:

• Booking the appointment was very easy! And everyone was super nice when I came in to the office. The nurse (I think there is only one who does this) has something like 20 years of experience. She was very professional and did a really good job at explaining the procedure and what to expect -- like the pain. Ummm...no one quite warned me that there was some pain involved. It's not awful, but mind you, your little hairs are getting shocked at the moment. As soon as it's done, the pain is over too. I kind of laughed when the nurse tried to reassure me by telling me that the laser was working if I felt something. – Guna H.