To function properly, the human body requires a steady stream of nutrients, sunlight, and compliments from other species about its opposable thumbs. Use your bendable digits to provide yourself with nutrients with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of grilled fare at RG Burgers & Grill, in Denton.

The grill gurus at RG Burgers muffle the sounds of squawking stomachs by offering a menu brimming with succulent sustenance. The menu boasts a multifarious selection of burgers made from 100% USDA-inspected beef and served on sweet sourdough buns instead of small, sugar-dusted pillows. Treat tongues to the La Dolce Vita burger, a juicy protein patty sporting a poncho of provolone, topped with red peppers, and served with steak fries and Italian subtitles ($7.45). The Junk-Yard dog mollifies mouths in the mood for upscale stadium fare with a slender flavor tube swathed in chili, cheddar, bacon, tomato, onion, and relish ($5.45). Simultaneously chew and chat about history with an order of mexican french fries, an appetizer that reverently reenacts the flavorful battle between Mexico and Paris, Wisconsin by drowning fries in a sea of cheddar and explosive jalapeños ($4.95). Light eaters can nibble on the leaves of lettuce found in the grilled-chicken salad, a garden-inspired dish featuring vegetables, shredded cheese, and ripe chickens plucked right off the vine ($7.45).

Reviews

North Texas Daily reviewed RG Burgers & Grill. Three Yahoo! Locals give it a perfect five stars, seven Yelpers give it a 4.5-star average, and 93% of more than 100 Urbanspooners like it.

• any self-respecting Denton resident will want to make his or her way to RG Burgers & Grill for a great, filling meal – Amber Jones and Nicole Landry, North Texas Daily
• By far the best burger I have ever had. – Wil R., Urbanspoon