Making sure your car is as spick and span as the day it followed you home is important for preserving man-machine friendship, which, if left unmaintained, can lead to engine failure and heartbreak. Solidify your bond with today’s Groupon to River North Hand Car Wash & Detailing. Choose between the following options:

• For $42, you get a wash-and-wax package (a $101 total value), which includes the following:
• Wash and hand wax (an $85 value)
• Shampoo of floor mats (a $16 value)
• For $64, you get a detail package (a $162 value), which includes the following:
• Interior detailing (a $130 value)
• Hand wash (up to a $32 value)<p>

The friendly auto-body beautifiers at River North Hand Car Wash & Detailing have freed Chicago’s raunchiest road crafts of filth for more than two decades. After cars submit to a sudsy wash, deft hands buff in double coats of wax to ward off roadway grime and dive-bombing pigeons. Stain- and odor-fighting shampoo also seeps deep into the fibers of floor mats, liberating carpets of long-fossilized splotches. Customers can instead opt for an interior detailing, letting meticulous technicians delve into cars’ cracks, crevices, vents, and unmentionables to evict every last inch of hard-to-reach dirt. Shampoo soothes wheelmobiles’ mats, carpets, seats, doors, and headliners, and staffers clean and treat leather bits until they’re as soft and supple as a naked mole rat.

Though River North Hand Car Wash & Detailing sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.