Much like antique light fixtures, muscles are most useful when they aren't covered by overgrown lichen. Cultivate your body's brilliance with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of spa services at The Spa at Riverstone in Pigeon Forge.

Nestled in the foothills of the Smoky Mountains, The Spa at Riverstone placates and pampers patrons with a full assortment of rub-downs and scrub-ups. Weary muscles can have their tensions tamed during a therapeutic massage, a customizable Swedish-style knead that focuses on the neck, back, shoulders, and feet ($70+). Meanwhile, facial and nail services keep noses and fingers engaged so that they don't run away with the ant circus. Signature hot-stone nail treatments ($50 for a manicure, $75 for a pedicure) massage and exfoliate extremity skin before summoning keratin holsters into a warm paraffin dip. Above-the-neck treatments include the gentleman's facial, designed specifically for beard-sprouting skin ($85), and the ageless beauty facial, which uses an organic enzyme wrap to repair sun damage and smooth away fine lines that explicitly spell out your age ($100).

The Spa at Riverstone rests near the banks of the Little Pigeon River, mere miles away from the natural wonders and wildlife of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. A slew of entertainment options surround the resort, including Gatlinburg Golf Course for golfing and lawn-care enthusiasts, and Dollywood for customary post-massage rollycoaster rides.

Reviews

TripAdvisors rank The Spa at Riverstone #2 of 50 Specialty Lodgings in Pigeon Forge. Four Yahoo! Locals give it an average of 4.5 stars.

• Went September of 2009 absolutely wonderful! Very nice condos and very stylish! Luxury is an understatment [sic]! – SC Girl, Yahoo! Local
• Riverstone is a timeshare done well - great kitchen-dining area-living room area and bedroom. We had a deck facing the river (beautiful). – polka don, TripAdvisor