Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Thickburgers on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with today's Groupon: for $16, you get an oil change and complete car wash at Ron Haus Auto Group in Canfield (a $34.95 value).

Ron Haus Auto Group is one of Mahoning County’s largest independent auto dealers and has been expertly coddling cars for more than 30 years. Each conveyance receives an infusion of fresh oil, ensuring engine parts slide smoothly against each other in the same way olive oil helps french bread slide smoothly down the throat. Afterward, buggies receive a complete cosmetic makeover with a thorough, behind-the-ears scrubbing. The entire appointment takes around 30 minutes, giving you and your freshly oiled ride more time to spend getting reacquainted on the road.