A sense of safety is as hard to come by as a four-leaf clover, though many people ceaselessly forage through their neighbor's yard for it all the same. Find respite without uprooting another rosebush thanks to today's Groupon to Safety Harbor Resort & Spa, located on North Bayshore Drive in Safety Harbor. Choose from the following two options:

• For $35, you get 10 unlimited resort day passes (a $150 value)
• For $199, you get a night's stay in a Terrace Pavilion full suite and two 50-minute spa services (a $499 value)

Occupying 22 sprawling acres of Tampa Bay coastline, Safety Harbor Resort & Spa combines the leisure of a luxury resort with the peaceful release of a day spa. A pack of 10 resort day passes provides unlimited access to the 50,000 square feet of recently renovated resort, spa, and fitness facilities for a full face-wallop's worth of relaxation. Three pools offer aquatic opportunities for every temperament. A fitness center is stocked to the muscle-bound rafters with cardio and weight equipment, and group classes take place daily, with 78 classes available each week. Clean and spacious men's and women's locker rooms give guests a chance to wind down in privacy after schvitzing within the confines of a sauna or steam room. The 10 passes can be used by one person over the course of 10 separate days, or shared with nine companions chanting "number nine" in a vaguely British monotone.

Alternately, harried couples or lone wolves looking to get away from their packs of furry complainers can escape with one night's stay in a Terrace Pavilion full suite. The suite encompasses 1000 square feet of bedrooms, bathrooms, kitchenettes, and living areas. French doors open to two private balconies, where guests can deliver a Shakespearean monologue while taking in views of the pool deck and the bay. The private bedroom features either two queen-sized beds or one king-sized bed, and a plus-sized lavatory keeps a couple's morning upkeep bicker-free with dual sinks, a jacuzzi tub, and rain shower. The suite includes a second bathroom in case anything you do in the first one requires it to be walled up and never spoken of again. Guests also enjoy unlimited access to cardio and weight-training rooms, pools, fitness classes, and other on-site facilities. To make sure that your goosies are sufficiently loosied before heading home, luxuriate in your choice of two of the following spa services: Swedish massage, European deep-cleansing facial, a Moor mud body wrap, and an essential hydrating wrap—all of which will be performed by the hands of a skilled, professional spa technician.

Resort day passes are not valid for spa services. The resort stay is for up to two people; additional adults may stay for an additional per-person fee. Tax and gratuity is not included for resort stay. Must use all 10 resort day passes by April 11.

Reviews

Expedia reviewers give Safety Harbor Resort & Spa a 4.4 average out of five, and TripAdvisors give it an average of 3.5 owl eyes. Priceline reviewers give it a 7.8 average overall, and seven SpaFinder reviewers give it a 3.5-star average.

• The resort is convenient to Tampa airport and Clearwater beach - although the pool area is nice enough to want to stay! Hotel staff and rooms were great. I would recommend this for a quick get-away for two or three days for singles, couples or a small family. – bhrousect, TripAdvisor
• This was an excellent place to relax, walk and soak up Florida's special weather, shopping and restaurants. Close to Dunedin, Caladesi and Honeymoon Island. Service was good
  – giddyupOrlando, TripAdvisor